Computerworld, July 31st, 2019
Maybe you could get a smaller buffer
"Pilot fish working in university's IT department reports that a weird network issue is affecting a major research lab on campus. Every Saturday morning around 2:30, one of the core routers, located in the lab, goes dark for about 40 minutes..."
He certainly has the nerve
"Pilot fish is a software developer who hates open offices. And who can blame him? Concentration is pretty much impossible when every little noise from six cubicles down gets amplified on the way to your ears..."
Maybe so, but we're in the news business
"Back when broadband wasn't so broad, video editors at this news organization are complaining that the network is so slow, it's impeding their efficiency, reports a pilot fish on the scene.
'A sniffer was placed on the network to isolate the problem,' fish says..."
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