IT News - Humor

It's A Hack!
ComputerWorld, January 30th, 2019

"It's a few years after Y2K, and this pilot fish has overall responsibility for all things related to his company's website.

'Like most corporations, our company had a policy that computers and laptops were to be used only for company business, along with policies governing the appropriate use of the internet in the work environment,' fish says..."

Flashback Friday: That's Unusual?
ComputerWorld, February 1st, 2019

"Sitting at home one evening, sysadmin pilot fish gets a frantic call from the manufacturing plant where he's the only person doing on-site IT support.

The call is from the night supervisor, who tells fish, 'All the computers have stopped working'..."

Judgment Day, January 30th, 2019

"It says here you introduced technology without proper research. your testing was haphazard at best, and your documentation sucked!..."

"At her most recent performance review, this IT pilot fish gets a rating of 3 of a possible 5 -- "fully satisfactory."

"Not bad," says fish, "but I believe in continuous improvement, so I'm looking for input from my boss."

Fish's projects are on time and on budget..."

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