Rebecca Hill writes in The Register, here are
"The best of readers' tech trouble one-liners.."
"On Call Over the months, On Call and Who, Me? - El Reg's weekly columns of tech support cock-ups - stack up quite a few submissions that are too short to whip into a single piece.
To help fend off those post-Christmas blues and remind you that you do indeed need to return to work soon, we've compiled a list of winning one-liners and shorts to speed you into the New Year..."
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